I am Josh and sometimes I make funny things on the internet.
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sparrowkeets:

I have never wanted anything more in my entire life

amonseyebrowgame:

petra-you-little-shit:

AT FIRST GLANCE NOTHING LOOKED DIFFERENT

i fell out of my chair

HELP IM ON THE GROUND

grawly:

grawly:

remember that old fad where people would lay down on the moving rails between two escalators and spin around 

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allthingshyper:

the-many-fandoms-girl:

If you don’t love that skeleton you’re wrong

SKULLY WAS THE ACTUAL SHIT OKAY

  • decades of horror cinema: what if maturing girls developed telekinesis, would that be scary or what
  • matilda: what if maturing girls developed telekinesis, hell yeah, that would fuckin own

kingcheddarxvii:

Had a dream just now that Macklemore was named TIME magazine’s Most Muggable Musician and he showed up at an interview to accept the award and they mugged him

smurflewis:

4gifs:

Straight bar passing through a curved hole

this makes me so angry

tennants-hair:

am i too late or

reallyreallyreallytrying:

mystic-bullshitt:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean

*they’re

congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps